Friday, September 3, 2010

WHY AM I LIKE THIS...


When the exam paper was placed on my desk, I wished if I could grab it and run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I''ve got the secret documents!!"


If it is a math exam, I feel like answering answers in essay form. If it is an essay questions, I wish to answer with numbers and symbols. (Just creative. By using the integral symbol.)


…Thinking if entire exam was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, I would spell out interesting things (BABE etc.).


This is specially for my MATHS TEACHER. I feel like making paper airplanes out of the exam paper. Aim them at the his left nostril.

Just to motivate me during my exams, I want cheerleaders.


Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. I always try to find a new and interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: "I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs." I am GENIUS.

I would love to do my entire exam in another language. If I don''t know one, I’ll make one up! For math exams, I could try using Roman numerals.
How about a water pistol, for sure it is gonna make my exam hour fun.


Though I have my MATHS test coming up in next 9 hours, wondering what should I do then.....




Yo so who is with me!!

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