A [not too intelligent] lady walks into Watson and asks the saleswoman for some bottom deodorant. The saleswoman, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the lady assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. “I’m sorry,” says the saleswoman, “we don’t have any.”

“But I always get it here,” says the lady.

“Do you have the container it comes in?”

“Yes!” says the lady, I got it”

She hands it to the saleswoman, who looks at it and says to her, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”

The annoyed women snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: “To apply, remove cap and push up bottom.”

I was like "WTF". I wonder what all different kind of names she has for the other products which she uses.